Saw the reference over at Jenn’s and decided I just had to waste some time doing it.
The goal is to pick five cards from someecards.com that describe yourself in “amazingly unflattering ways.” I can totally do that.

I don’t know what I’d do without Google Calendar.

I know several other people who give me a call while they’re driving, so I don’t feel too bad about this one.

My exception is cute, fuzzy animals.

Because sometimes, I just need to not feel guilty about doing absolutely nothing.

You know, because aren’t all baby photos worth that much money?