Free Money!

Heehee – not quite! 😉

Q. What is an Economic Stimulus Payment?
A. It is money that the federal government will send to taxpayers.

Q. Where will the government get this money?
A. From taxpayers.

Q. So the government is giving me back my own money?
A. Only a smidgen.

Q. What is the purpose of this payment?
A. The plan is that you will use the money to purchase a high-definition TV set, thus stimulating the economy.

Q. But isn’t that stimulating the economy of China?
A. Shut up.

7 Responses to “Free Money!”

  1. Rebecca says:

    Yeah, it’s all a little bit odd… 🙂

  2. Cynthia Blue says:

    LOL that’s great. 🙂

  3. Mrs Pop says:

    Depending on the manufacturer, you could be helping Japan or South Korea, though!
    😉

  4. katelin says:

    Haha, I love it.

  5. unTECHy says:

    Ha Ha, it is so true though.

    I plan on filling up my 4X4 Dodge Ram with *looks around*….Gas.

  6. Rebecca – You said it. 😉

    Cynthia Blue – Made me giggle, too!

    Mrs Pop – Haha! Too true.

    katelin – I thought it was great, too. It’s funny in both a ‘haha’ way and sad sorta way.

    unTECHy – Heh. Yeah, gas is slowly creeping up to that dreaded $4/gallon mark. Ugh.

  7. Michael says:

    The stimulus package is complete crap. It’s like giving an advance on our own money that we are already paying to the government. Hopefully our government will wake up and just spend less money instead of continuing to raise our taxes and pretend to give us a break.

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