Following is a chain of events that happened just this morning between Kevin and myself. Whether it is funny or not will be up to you.
To set the scene, I am in our bathroom, and have just noticed that my toothbrush is missing from the holder near the sink. Knowing that Kevin sometimes puts his toothbrush in his drawer as a reflex, I check in there, just in case. Lo’ and behold was my toothbrush, but his was still in the holder. Then it hit me… I yell across the house, as I make my way into the living room.
BB: “Kev!? What color is your toothbrush?”
Kev: “What? Why? My toothbrush is the purple one.”
BB: “Ugh. No, no it is not. Mine is the purple one. It is ALWAYS the purple one. Yours is ALWAYS the blue one! UGH. When did you start using the purple toothbrush?”
Kev: “After we got back from Thailand.”
BB: “UGH!!!!! WE’VE BEEN SHARING THE SAME TOOTHBRUSH FOR TWO WEEKS!?”
Even though I am still grossed out by this (I’m weird about my dental hygiene), I still find it hilarious. Needless to say, I replaced both of our toothbrushes.