The Joys of Marriage
November 18, 2007 by Binary Blonde, under Friends & Family, Personal.
Following is a chain of events that happened just this morning between Kevin and myself. Whether it is funny or not will be up to you.
To set the scene, I am in our bathroom, and have just noticed that my toothbrush is missing from the holder near the sink. Knowing that Kevin sometimes puts his toothbrush in his drawer as a reflex, I check in there, just in case. Lo’ and behold was my toothbrush, but his was still in the holder. Then it hit me… I yell across the house, as I make my way into the living room.
BB: “Kev!? What color is your toothbrush?”
Kev: “What? Why? My toothbrush is the purple one.”
BB: “Ugh. No, no it is not. Mine is the purple one. It is ALWAYS the purple one. Yours is ALWAYS the blue one! UGH. When did you start using the purple toothbrush?”
Kev: “After we got back from Thailand.”
BB: “UGH!!!!! WE’VE BEEN SHARING THE SAME TOOTHBRUSH FOR TWO WEEKS!?”
Even though I am still grossed out by this (I’m weird about my dental hygiene), I still find it hilarious. Needless to say, I replaced both of our toothbrushes.
6 Responses to “The Joys of Marriage”
David
Bobby said:
Heh heh, my parents sometimes have those moments. My sister and I always die laughing.
WebKittyn
Binary Blonde said:
Simple Mindz - Gags is right! I seriously cannot think about it too much because it is entirely too gross for me.
David - Yes, we kiss, but that is different! Brushing your teeth with someone else’s toothbrush is like…ew… sharing food particles and other.. stuff… ugh. I can’t even think about it.
Bobby - I hope I can amuse our future children as your parents amuse you. 
WebKittyn - Heehee! It was my pleasure. So happy to have provided some entertainment for you! 
sarah said:
Oh my god, had to comment and say that the SAME THING happened to me and my brother, which is actually way grosser. We were both home from college on Christmas break, and come to find out at the very end he had been using my toothbrush the whole time thinking it was his.
LOL….too funny. I feel the same way about “sharing” toothbrushes too…::gags::