Amusing Search Strings

February 2, 2007

An amusing list of the exact search strings people typed, over the course of a week, and found my blog. My comments are in paranthesis.

  • “binary blonde” (No brainer there, but I’m blushing ’cause someone searched for me directly.)
  • PAW PRINT TATTOO (w00t!)
  • master cleanse journals
  • master cleanse day
  • master cleanse recipe
  • blonde pitbulls (Hmm…)
  • lemon tasting laxative in a bottle (Uhmm, eww..)
  • can you chew gum while on the lemonade Master Cleanser? (Answer: no)
  • veggie soup
  • kicking and screaming quotes (Blame my guest blogger during Blogathon 2006, Agent24, for this one.)
  • The Master Cleanse ease out (No friggin’ clue what this means.)
  • cool simple tattoos (Wow!)
  • The Master Cleanser: no food, just this concoction of freshly squeezed lemons, cayenne pepper, and Grade B, 100% pure maple syrup (Holy crap. Detail-oriented much?)
  • master cleanse fast ingredients
  • binary star string games (Eh? There are astronomy games out there? Tell me more!)
  • dog chewed on a battery (Take your dog to your veterinarian NOW.)
  • letterboxing Photos
  • cat prints tattoos
  • google talk online status
  • difference between a blonde and a pirate
  • big bowl allergy attack (WTF?)
  • veterinary assistant study guide
  • mad face
  • lemming mark morgan (He’s one of my buds from NOLA. He works at Best Friends Animal Sanctuary in Utah.)
  • master cleanse before pregnancy
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{ 5 comments… read them below or add one }

Bug February 5, 2007 at 8:26 am

Good grief woman! You’re search terms are as weird as mine! I’m really wanting to know what a “big bowl allergy attack” is now LMAO!

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Buddy February 28, 2007 at 6:27 pm

Any thoughts or recommendations .

I often have a discomfort under my right ribcage/upper abdomen after I eat. It feels like a slight cramp/warming sensation.

Ulcer? Gall Stones?

I have read a lot of web stuff about this Olive Oil flush and some doubt speculation that the resulting Globs are stones, but formed balls of the olive oil mixture?

Any thoughts would be helpful

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lemming April 22, 2007 at 11:03 am

Ok. That’s odd to see me as a search term and of course now points here before all others. ;)

I did see some random stuff from me later on.

-Mark

p.s. gratz on the “new” job (I’ve been in cave for a bit…)

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lemming April 23, 2007 at 9:28 pm

Now I’m curious who was searching for me.

p.s. Your gloves say hi. ;)

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Binary Blonde April 23, 2007 at 11:02 pm

*waves hi back to my gloves*

PS – Thanks for the laugh! I needed it. :D

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